Eurovision Greatest Hits: Moustache (France, 2014)
Happy, bouncy, jumpy AND it’s about moustaches. Should be a WIN WIN, right? Except, bizarrely, this came LAST and only scored 2 points.
Eurovision Greatest Hits: We Are Slavic (Poland, 2014)
We all remember ‘My Słowianie – We Are Slavic’ by Donatan & Cleo. Or, at least, we all remember the performance in 2014’s Eurovision Song Contest. That butter churning, amirite?