Eurovision icon: Russ from Scooch
It’s no secret that Scooch’s ‘Flying The Flag’ is the epitome of Eurovision for us at Mission Eurovision. 2007 was a very strong year – it gave us Verka Serduchka (Ukraine), The Ark (Sweden) and Les Fatals Picards (France) – but sadly Europe wasn’t quite on the ball and failed to give Scooch their much deserved win.
As we always like to remind him – Russ from Scooch, you’re our winner! In return, he’s kindly agreed to share some Eurovision party tips with you. What a hero. Douze points!
I think I'd have to go for Ray Caruana from the UK's 1989 outfit Live Report. Firstly to have a general catch up and secondly to reiterate to him that contrary to his song - he doesn't always get it wrong - he came 2nd place! And what a vocal Ray!
1983's 'I'm Never Giving Up' by Sweet Dreams. Superb pastel athletic wear and intricate stool dancing
Entice them with the chance of a potential meet with X Factor's favourite bin man Andy Abraham
I'm gonna have to go for 1987's Rikki, you've got to love the white bolero jacket with tartan lapel (a nod to his Scottish heritage). I'm not Scottish but it looks cool
Lots of flags
The double grand pianos used by Lynsey de Paul & Mike Moran in 1977's 'Rock Bottom' - I think they would be a real talking point
Having a barney with Verka Serduchka's mother when she refused to give me my paddle back
Do you need to ask? Martini Russo of course
Ballie's 'One Step Out of Time' what a tune - and no one can resist the iconic chorus double air punch
I think I'd keep it simple and go back to my youth with some 'Teenage Life' inspired snacks: bowls of Monster Munch, Sunny Delight on tap, Findus Crispy Pancakes for half time, and to finish some Vienetta for anyone that wants
Precious